MCU fans have NO IDEA about this absolutely unhinged plot twist.jpg

 

Maria Hill - literally an OG Marvel supporting character

 

Gets shot once by an alien and dies instantly

 

 

Nick Fury's wife that he kept mentioning since the very beginning? That was Piccolo the whole time

 

Nick Fury was an alien imposter the entire time

 

 

 

 

During Endgame, they literally scraped the DNA off everyone who fought and created some all-in-one universal serum that could copy anyone's powers

 

Left arm is Drax, right leg is Hulk, left hand's got Ebony Maw's telekinesis, and the head is Mantis doing some absolutely crazy stuff

 

Like that perfect lifeform Kars from JoJo, they basically absorbed every hero and villain's power from before Endgame into one serum and just fought with it

 

Tattoos even copied if they're written in the DNA - straight up cloned all the tattoos AND accessories like rings too

 

 

 

War Machine had been kidnapped by an alien and kept in a basement like a goddamn doll since Civil War

 

The War Machine you've been watching? That was Piccolo cosplaying as War Machine....

 

 

 

Naturally this idiotic story was such a complete dumpster fire that most people don't even know it exists

 

Iron Man and The Last Airbender are out here taking the hits as Marvel's poster boys for worst movies, so this one just flies under the radar

 

It literally got no screen time and died with zero fanfare