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Maria Hill - literally an OG Marvel supporting character
Gets shot once by an alien and dies instantly
Nick Fury's wife that he kept mentioning since the very beginning? That was Piccolo the whole time
Nick Fury was an alien imposter the entire time
During Endgame, they literally scraped the DNA off everyone who fought and created some all-in-one universal serum that could copy anyone's powers
Left arm is Drax, right leg is Hulk, left hand's got Ebony Maw's telekinesis, and the head is Mantis doing some absolutely crazy stuff
Like that perfect lifeform Kars from JoJo, they basically absorbed every hero and villain's power from before Endgame into one serum and just fought with it
Tattoos even copied if they're written in the DNA - straight up cloned all the tattoos AND accessories like rings too
War Machine had been kidnapped by an alien and kept in a basement like a goddamn doll since Civil War
The War Machine you've been watching? That was Piccolo cosplaying as War Machine....
Naturally this idiotic story was such a complete dumpster fire that most people don't even know it exists
Iron Man and The Last Airbender are out here taking the hits as Marvel's poster boys for worst movies, so this one just flies under the radar
It literally got no screen time and died with zero fanfare
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But isn't that just Marvel tradition? Writers just wing it and make up random settings like 'SURPRISE! That was Earth-98765!' and retcon everything, then the next writer comes along and starts their own mess
The difference is they usually tell you it's an alternate universe before the mess starts
So Robin Swanson's dead
She literally dies in the first episode of Secret Invasion
Apparently even Marvel couldn't be bothered to deal with the War Machine Skrull plotline, so they just quietly said it happened after Endgame lmaooo
as someone who watched all 47 movies i'm genuinely confused rn help
They're not even spending money on it - looks like they just grabbed a camera and some people and filmed it
bro i have NO IDEA what this is about but now i NEED to know 😭😭
okay but MCU fans will literally defend anything kevin feige puts out lmao
WAIT WHAT??? i thought i knew all the lore but this is insane???
this better not be some random theory or i'm reporting this for clickbait
not mcu fans being unhinged about their own franchise again 💀