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Lol the thing is, even if you want to roast Chinese products, doing experiments like this is overkill overdoing the criticism lol

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Comrade Copy of the Insurrection Suppression Army @ untamarag28

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People were going on about some nonsense regarding the truth about Chinese chairs, and bullshit like that. When you drop something from that height, even if you brought German-made stuff it'd obviously break, but the explosion was f***ing hilarious ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹ ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹ ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹

Most relevant reply Comrade Copy of the Insurrection Suppression Army @ untamarag28 They say instead of nitrogen gas in the center pole that adjusts the height, they put cheap LPG gas in it so it explodes if it gets hit hard ใ…‹ ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹ pic.x.com/

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Chinese products? Everything explodes except the bomb lol

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Wasn't there an actual accident where a Chinese chair exploded and ruptured someone's colon with metal shrapnel

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Thanks for bringing back that news from like 20 years ago, you bastard...

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I only buy expensive chairs now because of that...

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Even Herman Miller chairs are made in China!

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If it's a Chinese chair for hundreds of thousands of won, it probably won't do that, and cheap Chinese chairs might, but replacing the center pole costs so much... just buy expensive Chinese chairs from the start

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It was a kid and he died.

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There are SO many cases lol way more than one or two

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Not just someโ€”there were quite a few incidents with actual cases...

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lmaooo if it explodes that's fucked up

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So that's why someone ended up with a pipe through their ass lol

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Honestly nitrogen would be way cheaper... why not just pump regular air in it

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hahahah the korean phrase in brackets killed me, this is the most internet thing ever

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There are still death cases popping up... apparently it's hopeless even at the hospital

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real talk the quality difference is there but yeah the way some people obsess over it is lowkey unhinged

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Basically a booby trap

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That's why I buy expensive chairs too

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lmao this is actually fair though, like we all know cheap stuff exists but doing a full lab analysis is kinda extra ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Though honestly wouldn't these cheap chairs be better for resisting when protestors occupy a building? You're basically armed all the time lol

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It doesn't explode when that happens

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A real misfire blasts into your asshole, you get it

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Can't predict if it'll explode forward or backward... if it goes inward you're doing a DIY kebab that day

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Zombie apocalypse tip: throw Chinese chairs at them

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If your spine matters, buy an expensive chair...

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Explosion โ˜†8

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Explosions are art, bro

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We're all thinking the same thing

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The chair is an explosion

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Check if the colon pipe used was domestic...

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The colon pipe is hilarious lmao

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nah bro Chinese products slap sometimes, people just love to hate for no reason fr

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OKAY BUT the experiment was actually interesting tho?? don't be mad they proved their point

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this is me when someone brings up my budget headphones at lunch ๐Ÿ’€ just let people enjoy things

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