A wife who knows what her husband is thinking just by watching him breathe.jpg

tea about how I know what my husband is thinking just by him breathing ⑤ Direct and Ning ④ 6 days ago I know what my husband is thinking just by him breathing. High probability it's soju or the bathroom or stir-fried pork. When we're done ordering at a restaurant and he looks deep in thought = he wants soju. After eating and acting awkward = he needs the bathroom. I wrote a comment yesterday without much thought, but these random guys commented so I got so excited I deleted the post lmao. I love my husband so much so much so much!!!! My husband seems to like me too lol. Marriage viral?! My husband is a really fascinating creature. I used to only see really sensitive guys (guys in Korean literature majors are sensitive), but seeing my husband who majored in PE... oh... so this is what the male species is like, I realized for the first time. A life made up of literally just soju/bathroom/pork/baseball (+ women) has such a simple logical structure. Really simple logic compared to dealing with Korean lit majors and women!! At least he's genuine about food. Like if I don't eat a proper meal right now, I'll never eat a proper meal in my life? That kind of vibe, but despite that he usually eats well even if I just throw together some rice. Still, he often deliberates until he figures out what he wants to eat. But that takes a while and it's rough sometimes... at most he'll think for 3 hours. Then he'll type in 'hotpot', 'pho', 'spicy octopus rice bowl', or occasionally 'chicken feet', and if I'm lazy I just type 'Chinese takeout' and he almost always says okay. I asked if I should make bibim noodles and he answered 'rejected' so I've been cursing him out for 5 years. (Because I cook everything and serve it to him!! Not even like "let's eat something different" but lying in bed going "dum dum" and shouting "REJECTED") His genuine love for stir-fried pork. Stir-fried pork has to be made with pork belly to count. Front leg meat, back leg meat, neck meat = that's just stir-fried pork. (Of course this only applies at home.) He likes to pan-fry the pork belly then add veggies and stir-fry, and also likes it spicy, so you add black pepper + fine gochugaru (cheongyang) and it's good. Add seasoning stock powder and just a bit of sugar. + Side vegetables, if it has angelica root it feels like proper side vegetables, if not it's just sides. + If you add ramen noodles here and stir-fry it he asks if today's his birthday. (He says I have to keep the stir-fried noodles recipe secret because he's planning to open a stir-fried pork restaurant in Scotland.) As for soju... there's a soju fridge in the master bedroom. It's loud. Really loud. But it's his favorite appliance. If I supply ice specifically for soju drinks he's out cold that day. He's genuinely happy but around the time he finishes a bottle of soju his eyes get all misty and he misses Scotland. (He wants to go drink whiskey.) If he looks awkward while eating he needs to go to the bathroom. He sits in the bathroom for 20-30 minutes playing games and doing whatever he wants and sleeping. (Our goal is to move to a house with 2 bathrooms.) He gets hot so I hung up a small fan. (It's an old villa without a ventilation system...) Seems to like it... (honestly not sure because he doesn't say he likes or dislikes things. Just seems to say things in his head. But I think he likes it.) And when we wait for a traffic light at a crosswalk he wants to swing a bat at me. Or he takes a baseball bat stance. Or at home when he sees me he hugs me or throws a joke(??) Why does he do this????? He throws one-twos. Why? Why? Why does he throw one-twos?? Or he yells "Jikwon!" and throws punches. Why why why why?? Of course they barely touch so it doesn't hurt... but he keeps doing it so I got fed up and hit him back. But he keeps going. I have