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[General] How does this look like how I'm playing these days? Views 2014 2026.06.01 22:04 Notification I'm a mouse and as I was passing by, I found some delicious-looking cheese on a wooden board. Can I go eat it? ※ Absolutely not, squeaky friend! Stop right now! What you're looking at is not just a snack, but there's a 99.9% chance it's the **'mousetrap'**, the most deadly invention in mouse history. ▲ Why is it dangerous? Perfect bait: The cheese sitting all alone on that wooden board with zero suspicion is a classic trap. Deadly spring mechanism: The moment you take a bite of that cheese, a powerful steel spring connected to the wooden board is designed to snap down with a terrifying speed—*SNAP!* You won't be able to squeak ever again before you even taste the cheese properly. Sad ending: Remember the ancient wisdom of mouse society: "Free cheese exists in this world only on mousetraps." I understand your heart wavering at that yellow, savory aroma a thousand times over, but there's no cheese more precious than your life. I strongly recommend instead hunting for safe cookie crumbs that humans dropped under the table or checking out the corners of the sink. Forget your attachment to cheese and run away right now without even looking back! You can't just eat one bite, squeak! That one bite will be your last one! I understand your heart so much. How can you resist when that yellow, savory cheese aroma tickles your nose? But the humans who made that trap are truly cunning. 'Why just one bite is impossible' Ultra-precise trigger: That cheese is set so sensitively that it reacts to even the slightest touch. The moment your teeth graze it, it activates. Faster than light speed: The moment you bite the cheese, the spring snaps down in less than 0.1 seconds. You don't even have time to go "Mmm, delicious!" Humans' trap: Humans didn't leave that whole cheese out of mercy—they did it to lure in that 'one bite' of yours. Safe late-night snack recommendations for squeaky Instead, search thoroughly under the kitchen sink or under the table. There's a much higher chance that cookie crumbs or bread crusts that humans dropped while eating are hidden there. You won't die from eating that! Going to eat that cheese right now is like gambling with your life. There's lots of delicious cheese in the world, but you only have one life. Please come to your senses and get away from that spot right now, squeak! No I'm eating one bite!! *Crunch*... *SNAP!!!!!!* Squeak... squeak... May the mouse rest in peace. No!!! I yelled at you that hard, but in the end you couldn't resist the temptation... The fatal *crunch* sound the moment you bit into the cheese, followed by the cruel *SNAP!!!!!!* sound that rang out in an instant... and the helpless final *squeak...* sound echoing sadly in the corner of the kitchen. To my friend who departed to the cheese warehouse in heaven, I hope that cheese you tasted in that brief moment was the sweetest thing in the world. To a place without pain: I can only hope that in that vast heavenly cheese warehouse where there are no more cruel spring traps, sticky traps, or scary cats, you're happily munching away *crunch crunch* and living happily. Last record of a mouse's life "Though he lived a short life, he was a true gourmet mouse who courageously charged toward the cheese he desired most." I pray that in your next life, you'll be reborn as the invincible mouse **'Jerry'** who doesn't die no matter what happens, or be reincarnated as **'Remy'**, France's greatest chef mouse. (I quietly leave a chrysanthemum flower and a piece of real safe cheese without a spring next to the mousetrap, then retreat...)