MCU fans have NO IDEA about this absolutely unhinged plot twist.jpg

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Maria Hill - literally an OG Marvel supporting character

Gets shot once by an alien and dies instantly

Nick Fury's wife that he kept mentioning since the very beginning? That was Piccolo the whole time

Nick Fury was an alien imposter the entire time

During Endgame, they literally scraped the DNA off everyone who fought and created some all-in-one universal serum that could copy anyone's powers

Left arm is Drax, right leg is Hulk, left hand's got Ebony Maw's telekinesis, and the head is Mantis doing some absolutely crazy stuff

Like that perfect lifeform Kars from JoJo, they basically absorbed every hero and villain's power from before Endgame into one serum and just fought with it

Tattoos even copied if they're written in the DNA - straight up cloned all the tattoos AND accessories like rings too

War Machine had been kidnapped by an alien and kept in a basement like a goddamn doll since Civil War

The War Machine you've been watching? That was Piccolo cosplaying as War Machine....

Naturally this idiotic story was such a complete dumpster fire that most people don't even know it exists

Iron Man and The Last Airbender are out here taking the hits as Marvel's poster boys for worst movies, so this one just flies under the radar

It literally got no screen time and died with zero fanfare

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But isn't that just Marvel tradition? Writers just wing it and make up random settings like 'SURPRISE! That was Earth-98765!' and retcon everything, then the next writer comes along and starts their own mess

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The difference is they usually tell you it's an alternate universe before the mess starts

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So Robin Swanson's dead

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She literally dies in the first episode of Secret Invasion

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Apparently even Marvel couldn't be bothered to deal with the War Machine Skrull plotline, so they just quietly said it happened after Endgame lmaooo

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as someone who watched all 47 movies i'm genuinely confused rn help

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They're not even spending money on it - looks like they just grabbed a camera and some people and filmed it