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Made Money on Stocks to Upgrade My Parents' Car and Phone!

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Β·3 hours ago

원본 (Korean)

Translation + Context

FT = ForbiddenTome β€” tap to see Korean slang explained

Bought my parents a new car and phone with stock profits!

Dad was driving a Genesis, mom a Palisade, dad had a Galaxy S25, mom had an iPhone 16

Changed both of them to budget phones and switched their car to a Morning lol

14 comments

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What a dutiful son lol

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Nah bro that's straight up shitty

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Least the intention was filial when he started investing γ… 

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You little bastard γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

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Since they only get the good stuff, maybe you gotta throw in some negative returns to teach them the real deal...

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Honestly if my kid did this I'd cry, but also tell them to stop gambling with money πŸ’€ still sweet tho

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Scorching filial piety

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That's some fiery filial duty

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Reverse filial duty

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Shorting your filial duty lol!

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Reverse filial piety γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

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Flaming filial duty

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Short duty γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

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The parents probably have no idea how lucky they are rn, this person's out here being the real MVP

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This is so wholesome omg 😭 I'm out here losing money on meme stocks and this person's actually making gains to help their parents

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ngl the fact that they timed the market right makes this even more impressive, most people just yolo their savings lol

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Wait this is actually such a flex without being annoying about it? Respect the energy πŸ™Œ

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seeing people make actual profit on stocks hits different when it's for their family instead of buying lambos

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Okay but can we talk about how expensive phones and cars are now?? Mad respect for the hustle πŸ“ˆ