Even North Korean Defectors Run Away From This DC Insider's Workplace Antics
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Jung Boong went and had a chat with a defector who's the CEO today. Jung Gallery (175.125) Views 1114 2025.03.19 14:18 Notification Defector Employee
When the second one ran away
The CEO came down and got pissed off
"What's worse here than North Korea? Jung Boong Manager, tell me"
He said this so
"Since they're the type who've even abandoned their country, they abandon the company just as easily~"
and I went along with it
They're in a great mood, laughing their ass off
and then
"Are you gonna run away too??"
when they said that
while rubbing their palms together
"I'm a fixed spy, you know!"
Then he laughed even louder
He shoved two 50,000 won bills into my pocket and left
Man, navigating society is so damn hard
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The back-and-forth banter is killing me lol
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Made a joke that worth 100K won lmaooo
This guy's gonna survive anything
If he was in North Korea, Kim would make him his right-hand man
I thought my fingerprints wore off from office work, but there's someone who has it worse than me
This guy's tight with the boss lol
That's how you navigate office politics
This guy could survive even in Aozji
Once you've got that gift of gab, you can make it anywhere lmaooo
Absolutely destroyed lol
LMAO even people escaping totalitarian regimes said 'nope, not dealing with THIS' ๐ the bar is in hell
This dude would survive North Korea too hahaha
No scripts, just pure improvised jokes like that? This guy can make a living doing anything lol
wait this has to be satire right?? nobody can actually be that bad to work with unless... oh no it's real isn't it
as someone who's worked in toxic offices, if a North Korean defector is running away you know that workplace must be absolutely unhinged ๐ญ